Bosom Buddy
Cardpecker
Cardpecker
Cheap Ass
Collector Protector
Emcee
Emcee
Fascist Art Director
Frankie Peanuts
Ladies' Knight
Little Girl
Man of Measure
Standing Army
Standing Army
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Artful Looter
Avatar of Me
Brushstroke Paintermage
Bursting Beebles
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Cheatyface
Double Header
Greater Morphling
Greater Morphling
Johnny, Combo Player
Magical Hacker
Moniker Mage
Question Elemental?
Question Elemental?
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Smart Ass
Bad Ass
Bad Ass
Bloodletter
The Fallen Apart
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Mother of Goons
Phyrexian Librarian
Tainted Monkey
Vile Bile
Working Stiff
Zombie Fanboy
Assquatch
Dumb Ass
Frazzled Editor
Frazzled Editor
Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime
Goblin Secret Agent
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Orcish Paratroopers
Pygmy Giant
Red-Hot Hottie
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Six-y Beast
B-I-N-G-O
Creature Guy
Elvish House Party
Fat Ass
Fraction Jackson
Gluetius Maximus
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Laughing Hyena
Laughing Hyena
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey
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Shoe Tree
Shoe Tree
S.N.O.T.
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Uktabi Kong
Meddling Kids
Togglodyte
Toy Boat